
Upon arriving in Portland, one of my first goals was to take a day trip out to the coast, specifically Cannon Beach and Ecola State Park. This is a destination where, not only do I have extremely fond memories of from a previous visit to the Northwest almost three years prior, but also resides a few familiar landmarks from the cult-classic "Goonies" film, notably everything leading up to the scene at the restaurant. Remnants of the set structure can barely be seen on the north end of Ecola State Park, a small patch of scenic coastal land that climbs the bluffs south of the Clatsop Trails and Tillamook Lighthouse. Being that a close proximity to the Pacific was one of my main reasons for moving to Oregon, I couldn't wait to go. By mid-morning on Sunday, May 15, I was loaded into the car and driving farther west along SR 26, Kino once again finding his familiar spot by my side.
It was a fairly short trip, but extremely satisfying. After an hour's drive through a series of old-growth forests and patches of logging country, I reached Hwy 101, the west coast's famous coastal road that, if followed, would take me all the way down to San Diego and beyond. Only two miles later, however, I took the exit towards Cannon Beach and into Ecola State Park, where I wound along a 2-mile long road that twists and turns through the ancient sea-side forest. On one of the turns over looking Cannon Beach and the picturesque Haystack Rock, came the all-familiar turn where Mikey, Mouth, Chunk and Data stop on their bikes and line up the rocks in the doubloon for the first time.

Just a few hundred yards later, I approached the first parking lot for the park. Here, from pretty much exactly where the old Fratelli restaurant-hideout once stood, a fairly narrow hiking trail wound its way north through the forests and across the bluffs to Indian Beach, which unfortunately, as Kino and I discovered, was muddy beyond comprehension. Knowing that it would take a considerable amount of time out of our day to navigate through the slop, I let Kino run for a few minutes around the grassy areas adjacent to the parking lot before loading him back into the car and driving the extra two miles north through the park and into Indian Beach.

Nothing with Kino has been more emotionally satisfying (save for the moment along Lake Erie when I first realized he could run again safely following a near-crippling leg injury) then when I unhooked his leash and, after a quick moment's hesitation (as if..."could this be real?"), he burst into a all-out sprint towards the rolling ocean waves. Not breaking stride, he turned his gait parellel to the surf and ran the full length of the beach, a good 800 yards from wall to wall. I watched on as I leisurely followed his paw prints in the sand, admiring not only his tastes of freedom and first experience with the Pacific Ocean, but the serenity of the scene as well. A low fog hovered above the coast, cloaking everything in a fine, erie mist. My dog's silent Sunday run perfectly added to the ambiance of the moment.
Here we stayed for a good two hours, exploring the sandy coastline and the small tide pools that bordered the southern edge of the beach. Starfish and mussels populated the large rocks, conveniently exposed by the low tide. Kino, never having experienced wildlife such as this, sniffed the area meticulously, fascinated with each new smell and hints of any marine life he could possibly find. Following a few more runs along the shore, I noticed Kino's endurance begin to wane, as he spent more time laying on the beach and absorbing the air than jogging after me towards the car. Forcing him to rinse off in the small outlet stream that flowed in from between the bluffs, we headed back to the car and left the park, driving south again towards the town of Cannon Beach.

A quaint little coastal town, Cannon Beach is the home of the iconic Oregonian coastal landmark, Haystack Rock; an ominous monolith that provides a home for thousands of puffin birds and a large amount of marine biology at its base. Keeping Kino on the leash (the shallow tidepools surrounding the rock is a protected area, fragile to the interference of humans and dogs alike) we casually strolled up and down the beach, letting the shallow edges of the surf wash across our toes before flowing back again into the mouths of the incoming tide. Haystack Rock loomed over us, casting its long afternoon shadow for as far as we could see. It was peaceful, serene, and I know Kino felt it too. I could see it in the way he walked, with more youth in his stride than he's shown off in years.
Another hour's drive east and we were back at the apartment, just as the sun began to set behind the north west hills overshadowing my apartment. As we relaxed in my yet-to-be-furnished apartment, the salty marine air still crystallized in our minds, it struck me for the first time that this was no longer a vacation spot. The coast was within my reach whenever I wanted it to be. Most likely not within my reach would be century-old treasure maps and hidden caverns leading to pirate booty. ...But I'm not ruling anything out.


Everyone's seen a parade, but not many people do parades the way they do it in Missoula. After parking the car and taking Kino for a stroll through the small and quaint downtown area, I had the rare fortune of stumbling into a mass of people, some dressed as tigers, others as elephants and lions, most just enjoying themselves with their families amidst the celebrations. Within about 20 minutes or so of discovered this motley crowd, the majority of them lined up in the street and began what seemed to be a parade straight out of the Lion King. Small bands played on bicycle-drawn carriages, children danced in the street to the beats of bongo drums and moroccas and each participant bathed in the pure joy of contributing to the day's events. They looked happy, ...serene, really. I hadn't seen a mass amount of people this content, probably ever. It was eye-opening. 
So when I say the eastern deserts of Washington, I mean it. It is absolutely
With grass-covered, lava-formed cliffs on the left and the wide expanse of the Columbia River on the right, I-84 winds it's way along the steep and imposing walls of the gorge while offering the most spectacular views of plummeting waterfalls, cloud-covered mountains and rock formations that pepper the river's banks. Areas such as The Dalles and Hood River are pummeled by such strong trade winds that outdoor extremists flock here to take advantage of its windsurfing and kite boarding opportunities on a regular basis, nearly year-round. As I continued east, into the setting sun and closer to Portland, I passed the picturesque Multnomah Falls and the Vista House, two iconic landmarks of not only the Gorge, but Oregon as well. 



Once on the park floor, however, the two-lane highway curved through the alien-like cliffs and tunnels for a good ten miles before climbing back up onto the rim once again. Here, Kino and I encountered the Yellow Mounds of the Badlands, a geological effect that I had once seen many years ago in my youth, during a family visit to Arizona's Painted Desert. The hues were vivid and striking, its natural beauty being convincing enough for me to pull over and take a few moments to bask in its color. A trail led off the parking area and wound its way down amidst the cliffs, which Kino and I followed for a ways, enjoying the fresh air and moments of solitude outside of the confines of the car. Once in a level, somewhat grassy area, I let Kino off the leash to allow him to open up in a run, which he took advantage of without hesitation. Watching him weave to and fro amidst the fields with the sweeping matte of South Dakota's hills behind him, I knew immediately that this is where he belonged. He looked natural and at ease, as if he had been waiting his entire life for this moment.
Winding our way up the mountain, I pulled through the entrance gates and into the parking lot, where I was forced to leave Kino waiting in the car as no pets were allowed on the monument's grounds. Following the promenade which was lined with columns displaying each state's dedicated flag and plaque outlining its history, I arrived at the viewing deck, the awe of Mount Rushmore's four presidential likenesses dominating the mountain in front of me. I've heard people say that once you get there, Rushmore is much smaller than you would be led to believe and they're not wrong. But, in setting my expectations a bit low, I arrived there not overwhelmed, but highly impressed. There are paths around and beneath the sculpture that offer multiple perspectives of its engineering, something of which people don't normally mention. It was on this path, as opposed to the direct view of the sculpture, that my impressions grew. To accomplish such a feat (which I learned was never finished, as it was originally designed to fully portray each of the four presidents from the waist-up) in such accurate detail and massive scale is an absolute wonder. It was a worthy pitstop on all accounts. 
Just east of Bighorn National Forest, I-90 jams north towards Montana, merging with SR87, then SR212 once over the Montana border. As I passed into the Big Sky State, it was easy to see how the borders were drawn so many years before, as the natural landscape evolved into sheer majesty before my eyes. My goal was to make it to Bozeman by day's end, but unfortunately, for the first time on my drive, I was hit with the unfortunate obstacle of poor weather. Suddenly pounded by a mixture of rain and snow, I was forced to stop for the night at a glorified truck stop by the name of Big Timber. Whether Big Timber was the name of the county or just the porn store/strip club/trucker store beside the exit, I couldn't tell, nor did I care. Once again, I settled down in a grungy little hotel room just off the interstate and following a long hot shower, eased into a deep sleep with Kino at my side. Once again planning for an early start, I had plans for tomorrow that would take me into Yellowstone National Park. However, things don't always go according to plan. 
About an hour after passing out of sight of Chicago, I crossed the border into Wisconsin and continued north towards Madison. Another hour and a half north of that, I came to a fork in the road that presented two options before me. The first; continue on I-90 west into the southern edges of Minnesota or two; deviate along northbound I-94 towards Minneapolis and St. Paul, after which I head on into Fargo, ND...a destination that I had kept in mind as an interesting place to check out, not only because of the famous cult film that takes its namesake from there, but also as an excuse to check off North Dakota as a state I've yet to visit.






